Sunday, October 14, 2007

SWEATER FASHION CRIES FOR HELP


IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN. TIME TO PULL OUT YOUR WARM CLOTHES AND PLAY IN THE COLD. BUT FIRST, LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE CRIES FOR HELP FROM THE SWEATER FASHION MENTAL WARD!



"WHY IS IT SO COLD IN HERE? I'M WEARING THE JOLLY GREEN GIANT'S WOLLEN SWEATER, I SHOULD NOT BE COLD!"



FRAN REALLY DID TAKE HER LOVE OF OBI WAN KINOBI TOO FAR THIS TIME!


IN A SICK ATTEMPT TO LURE HER PODIATRIST INTO BED, HEIDI DRESSED UP AS GROVER FROM SESAME STREET AND DANCED UNTIL SHE HAD MORE CORNS THAN KANSAS!

UNFORTUNATELY FOR DONNA, HER KINTTING OBSESSION TOOK NEW HEIGHTS WHEN SHE LEARNED TO KNIT SWEATERS. THIS IS THE AFTER PICTURE!!

Sunday, September 30, 2007

NEWS

HELLO! I HAVE DECIDED THAT I WILL ONLY UPDATE ONCE A MONTH. THIS WILL ENABLE ME TO FIND QUALITY MATERIAL AND SUCH FOR MY LITTLE BLOG HERE. I REALLY HOPE THAT THE FEW OF YOU WHO HAVE ALREADY STOPPED BY WILL COME BACK AND VISIT AND PERHAPS EVEN POST A COMMENT NOW AND AGAIN. I AM ALSO LOOKING FOR A FEW GOOD SUGGESTIONS. YOU CAN SEND THEM TO WHITNEYWHITEMORE@GMAIL.COM AND I WILL TAKE THEM INTO CONSIDERATION. THANK YOU IN ADVANCE FOR THEM.

SO, THE BIG NEWS IS THAT UPDATE DAY WILL BE THE FOURTEENTH OF EVERY MONTH! I HOPE YOU'RE LOOKING FORWARD TO THE UPCOMING POSTS AS MUCH AS I AM! AND DON'T FORGET TO TELL YOUR FRIENDS!!

IN THE MEANTIME: HERE ARE A FEW GOOD LINKS TO CHECK OUT:
http://www.literature.org/authors/

http://www.theblackforge.net/alterego/alterego

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/

http://www.ozyandmillie.org/d/19980429.html

Monday, September 17, 2007

THE INSANITY OF FALL FASHION

THIS FALL, TRADE IN THAT STRAIGHT JACKET FOR A FUR VEST. IT WILL KEEP YOU WARM AND IT FEELS NICE AFTER YOU'RE HIGH ON YOUR MEDS.

"I AM SURE MR. DAVIDSON SAID TO MEET HIM HERE DRESSED LIKE A CHARACTER FROM A LOUISA MAY ALCOTT NOVEL... OH, WHERE IS HE? FOR SHALL HE NOT MEET ME, I SHALL JUMP!"

"THIS IS SURELY THE WAY TO GET NED, THE FISH MONGER TO NOTICE ME!"

"I'M NOT INSANE... TRUE, I DID TRY TO KILL MY HUSBAND, BUT ONLY BECAUSE HE WAS STEALING MY THOUGHTS AND GIVING THEM TO THE GOVERNMENT!"
" WE ALWAYS KNEW JAN WAS OFF, BUT WHEN SHE BEGAN TO BELIEVE SHE WAS A FISH, WE HAD TO DO SOMETHING!"
"I REALLY DID WANT TO MARRY HIM, BUT THE DRESS... THE DRESS TOLD ME NOT TO!"
"COMFORTABLE SUITS DO EXSIST! THEY EXSIST I TELL YOU!! IN THE LESBIAN NAVY! I'M THE CAPTAIN! I COMMAND THE LESBAIN NAVY!"
IF YOU MISSED THE ROSIE CRUISE, THEN JOIN THE LESBIAN NAVY... WHERE EVERYONE GETS A COMFORTABLE SUIT AND A BIG, YELLOW BOAT. (SORRY, WE RAN OUT OF SUBMARINES!)
"I DID IT ALL FOR YOU... DAMIAN!!"

THIS POST IS AN ODE TO THE LAIDES OVER AT THREADBARED WHO KEPT ME LAUGHING AT THEIR FUN POSTS. I AM GONNA MISS YOU TWO! SO LONG AND THANKS FOR ALL THE FISH! I HOPE I CAN DO THEM A BIT OF JUSTICE IN MY OWN WAY HERE AT MY BLOG!


Sunday, September 16, 2007

HELLO!

I AM WHITNEY WHITMORE! I WILL BE YOUR GUIDE! LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!!


HERE, YOU WILL FIND A VIEW OF THE WORLD FROM MY EYES. FEEL FREE TO SAY HI OR WHAT EVER YOU LIKE!


SO, WITHOUT FURTER ADO... MY FIRST LOOK AT THE WORLD AROUND ME:

THIS ONE COMES FROM THE FOLLOWING LINK: (FOR SOURCE, CLICK HERE!)

DESIMON. 9/10, AVEDA BACKSTAGE
This is typically how everyone stays hyrdated backstage — bottle after bottle of water. Duh, right?
But has anyone ever thought about how many bottles of water all of the models, hairstylists, makeup artists, publicists, stylists, and journalists go through
each season? Probably enough to fill the tents the
shows take place in, which is why I'm SO excited about Aveda's new green backstage program!
This season, Aveda is only sponsoring designers who
agree to keep their backstage green. What
does that mean, exactly? First off, all of those bottles of water are replaced by these reusable water jugs
made from recycled aluminum that are filled (and
refilled) with good old New York City tap water.
And what is everyone eating their organic
catering with? Well, biodegradable silverware, of course! Check out this spoon made from corn and sugar (I swear!).


FIRST:


A) I AM ALL ABOUT DOING SOMETHING GOOD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT, SO PLEASE DON'T SPAM ME FOR MAKING FUN OF THIS!!


B) THIS IS HONESTLY FUNNY, IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT!


MY TAKE ON THIS:


A) IF YOU REALLY WANT TO DO GOOD, THEN DON'T MAKE PEOPLE (OR ANY OTHER LIVING THING) CONSUME NYC H2O!! I MEAN, REALLY, PEOPLE! LET'S DO REAL GOOD FOR PEOPLE AND AT LEAST GIVE THEM BETTER WATER THAN THAT!


B) AS FOR THE BIODEGRADABLE UTENSILS, THAT HAS TO BE THE BEST THING EVER! AT LAST SOME ONE HAS FOUND A WAY TO GET FOOD INTO A MODEL'S MOUTH! I CAN JUST SEE IT... "OH, SERIA, DARLING! YOU ARE LOOKING QUITE PECKISH! PLEASE, SUCK ON THIS!" *HANDS HER A BIODEGRADABLE SPOON!*


OKAY, THAT'S IT FOR NOW... TUNE IN TOMORROW FOR A MUCH BETTER POST. I PROMISE PICTURES AND PERHAPS A FEW OTHER GOODIES... THANK YOU FOR STOPPING BY... LATER!!