THE INSANITY OF FALL FASHION

THIS FALL, TRADE IN THAT STRAIGHT JACKET FOR A FUR VEST. IT WILL KEEP YOU WARM AND IT FEELS NICE AFTER YOU'RE HIGH ON YOUR MEDS.

"I AM SURE MR. DAVIDSON SAID TO MEET HIM HERE DRESSED LIKE A CHARACTER FROM A LOUISA MAY ALCOTT NOVEL... OH, WHERE IS HE? FOR SHALL HE NOT MEET ME, I SHALL JUMP!"

"THIS IS SURELY THE WAY TO GET NED, THE FISH MONGER TO NOTICE ME!"

"I'M NOT INSANE... TRUE, I DID TRY TO KILL MY HUSBAND, BUT ONLY BECAUSE HE WAS STEALING MY THOUGHTS AND GIVING THEM TO THE GOVERNMENT!"
" WE ALWAYS KNEW JAN WAS OFF, BUT WHEN SHE BEGAN TO BELIEVE SHE WAS A FISH, WE HAD TO DO SOMETHING!"
"I REALLY DID WANT TO MARRY HIM, BUT THE DRESS... THE DRESS TOLD ME NOT TO!"

"COMFORTABLE SUITS DO EXSIST! THEY EXSIST I TELL YOU!! IN THE LESBIAN NAVY! I'M THE CAPTAIN! I COMMAND THE LESBAIN NAVY!"

IF YOU MISSED THE ROSIE CRUISE, THEN JOIN THE LESBIAN NAVY... WHERE EVERYONE GETS A COMFORTABLE SUIT AND A BIG, YELLOW BOAT. (SORRY, WE RAN OUT OF SUBMARINES!)

"I DID IT ALL FOR YOU... DAMIAN!!"

THIS POST IS AN ODE TO THE LAIDES OVER AT THREADBARED WHO KEPT ME LAUGHING AT THEIR FUN POSTS. I AM GONNA MISS YOU TWO! SO LONG AND THANKS FOR ALL THE FISH! I HOPE I CAN DO THEM A BIT OF JUSTICE IN MY OWN WAY HERE AT MY BLOG!